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 还是老贴

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    The European Commission just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing enthusiasm in the second year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptance of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach a stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the languag ar disgracful and should go away.

    By the 4th year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". Furzermor, vords ending in "y" vil now end in "i".

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesari "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou". Similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kobinations of leters. For exampl, a singl "e" vuld replas "ea" and "u" vuld replas "oo".

    After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a rel sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand.

    Ze drem vil finali kum tru!